+zow wow wow +

w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

tagged » cute ·

squigglegigs:

im not sure what else to do with this so ill just post it

zee:

petork:

if you unironically use uwu in 2014 i expect a personal apology and an explanation of why you did it

"im a poo poo diaper baby and need a diaper change because someone on the internet used a few characters to make an emoticon" –tumblr user petork

axlcrush:

I love Alex Hirsch

argylesbian:

itsbr1ttanybitch:

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

this video is a legend

desimuffins23 is a gross smellly baby txt it

thisgirlgames:

Reblogging for the 2890454th time.

tagged » tes ·

tumbledore-:

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

Happy Good Friday

beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

collars
Anonymous

B)

rosaparking:

who is down to f…………ocus on school

Kink: Desi
desimuffins23

B(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

pet play
Anonymous

B)

send me kinks and ill reply with B) or B(